When I was going into my senior year of college, I was initially going to live with a friend of mine and we had a great plan. We were going to post on a large sheet of paper things that, in general, make us angry. The point of this was to get it out there in the open so we didn't have to worry about it ruining our day. We could just 'put it on the board'. This was to be our 'things that grind my gears' list. Unfortunately, there was a housing descrepancy while I was away student teaching (an activity that DEFINITELY would have made the board) and we never ended up living together, but that idea always stuck with me. So here are a few things that would have made the board.
Brandon's 'Things that grind my gears' - v1.0
****I have decided to make this a little more concise, so I have changed this around to be a bit more brief, concise, and frankly, less offensive (probably). Plus, it's a little more effective in short-list form*****
1. People that over-use, or use in general, the phrase FML.
2. The chicago cubs.
3.The Football off-season
4.Michael Bay. Moreso just Transformers. Not Megan Fox. She's purdy.
5. The Football off-season
Phew, that felt pretty good. Look for further updates and additions to this list in the future. And don't take this too incredibly seriously, people. If you look at my previous post, I did indeed promise a satirical rant. Anyways reader, I hope you have a great rest of your day, and now you know THE REST OF THE STORY. what?
Cheers,
BS
2 comments:
Also, is it possible to like the Cubs after the Ricketts family takes over? I mean really, think about it. Pete rang a laughable campaign for the U.S. Senate and his nephew drove us nuts as a Husker football player! Now, they will own my beloved Cubs! What am I to do!
I agree, my friend. Failure, thy name is Ricketts.
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